Master-Blaster

The Master came, met, ate and left. Thats the matter today

Yeah.. Last week, got to meet the so-called Madras - Blog Master "Kiruba". Kribs was rude and arrogant. He was nothing special. He kept on talking non-sense whereas I never really got to speak a word. Kribs, Adengappa and I met on a dinner sponsored by none other than me. I wish I had unintentionally(Ahem) forgotten to take my wallet but thats not to be. I had to bear the brunt of their ravenous gormandizing predation in the restuarant.

Does some1 want to know the menu..
Here u go..
Aaloo Chaat, Sambar Rice, Pulav, Fried Rice with Kurma, Kheer, Poori with Masala, Halwa and Mango shake.

Both ate like daemons. We ordered so much.. But I hardly got anything to even smell let alone eat. And even when I tried to man-handle my way to some Mango Milk Shake, they dint really gave up. Jokes about my body weight were cracked, I was heavily teased and all I could manage to consume was a couple of glasses of ice-water.

But me, being the modest, magnanimous modern world saint managed to pose "smiling" for a couple of photos. They kept milk shake glasses and a lot of food plates in front of me whenever they took pictures and even got me posing as if I was eating, whereas I never got an opportunity to showcase my well known skills at that.

Also as u can see in the photos, Kiruba's only aim during the meet was to make free phone calls from our cell phones to bloggers all around USA. If thats not enough, He was stinking too. It was unbearable, so we decided to buy him a costly perfume. And as usual, even that was paid from the pocket money of this poor student.

I was left wondering why I met these monsters? Im still clueless
A Lesson Learnt.

Any1 wondering whats the Lesson?
You are insensible enough to read thus far.. Now that u r continuing to read this.. jus wanted to let u know that I was jus kidding and trying to make some sense of the title I had given to this post.